1 What's the chances of having a couple of sherbets and throwing around a few pork pies with some off your old footy mates that you've spent the best part of a decade partaking in Blood, Sweat & Beers???
Every chance in the world as it turns out.
Our former front rower and Club Captain's joint - Big K BBQ, was the venue of choice where several 43rd State Crimson Lions decided to catch up.
Got to say, I haven't laughed that hard & often in ages.
3 When leaving Big K BBQ, I glanced across the street and noticed a Garden City Police cruiser just idling in the car park of a local business. I hald jokingly said "What's the chances of a funny talker getting pulled over at 10 o'clock at night, leaving a local restaurant/bar, in a predominately industrial area, in a new silver 2 door V8 GT Ford Mustang, with Montana licence plates?" The boys were having a good giggle while betting on just how far I'd get before being collared???
Not far, in all reality ..... I made it a block and a half before the officer lights me up. His bullshit excuse for doing so was that the "car wasn't coming up in his system". I explained that it was a rental car. He asked if I'd been drinking which I answered honestly as only having one - four hours earlier. He says "Thank you sir, have a good evening" and walks back to his car.
